JAMBEAU
TOP SECRET
PROJECT: JAMBEAU
SUBJECT: The "Premium" Facade
STATUS: EXPOSED
SUMMARY:
Jambeau is not an image host. It is a social experiment designed to test the limits of digital vanity. Users pay for "premium" hosting of images that are intentionally degraded by our proprietary "Bit-Rot" algorithm.
The "exclusive" filters are merely CSS overlays. The "secure" vault is a public S3 bucket. The only thing premium is the price tag.
CONCLUSION:
People will buy anything if you tell them it's expensive enough.